I'M Retired Every Hour Condoms Coffin Happy Houry Mug

The “I’m Retired, Every Hour is Happy Hour – Condoms to Coffins” Mug is the official drinkware of the fully clocked-out and blissfully checked-out. Whether it’s coffee at sunrise or something a little stronger by noon, this mug celebrates your new schedule: no meetings, no alarms, and no pants required. Perfect for retirees who traded spreadsheets for sarcasm and deadlines for day drinking, it’s the hilarious way to say, “I’ve earned this... and I’m not sharing.”

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!