Condoms To Coffins

From Foreplay to the Funeral—Wear It Loud.
This isn’t just a T-shirt. It’s a soft, lightweight, form-fitting reminder that life’s too short for boring clothes—or boring brands. Whether you’re getting lucky or getting buried, this comfy classic has you covered… literally.

100% combed ring-spun cotton (soft enough to seduce, strong enough to survive the wash)

Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester (like your ex: mostly soft, a little shady)

Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² – just enough to hug the curves and Rock the dad bod

Pre-shrunk – because surprise shrinkage is only funny when it’s not your shirt

Sourced globally—because the dash doesn’t care where it started, only how hard you rocked it

💀 Live the Dash. Rock the Reaper. Only at CondomsToCoffins.com

We Don’t Mass-Produce Regret.
Each item is made just for you after you order—because we don’t believe in warehouses full of lonely T-shirts waiting to die alone. Yeah, it takes a little longer to ship, but that’s the price of ditching waste and making something worth rocking from the condom to the coffin.

Thanks for choosing gear with a conscience (and a killer sense of humor).
💀 Live the Dash. One shirt at a time.

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