I'M Not Retired 4 Condoms Professional Grand Hat

The “I’M Not Retired 4 Condoms Professional Grand” Hat is the perfect crown for the unstoppable pro who’s still in the game, no matter what anyone says. Whether you’re making moves, breaking rules, or just proving that retirement is overrated, this cap delivers bold style with a side of attitude. Comfortable, confident, and unapologetically legendary, it’s the ultimate accessory for those who know that being a professional grandmaster means playing on—forever.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!