DAMN They Should Have Used A Condom Infant Jersey Bib

The “DAMN They Should Have Used A Condom” Infant Jersey Bib is peak savage in baby form—because why should adults have all the dark humor? Made from soft, absorbent fabric that’s gentle on little faces (and big messes), this bib delivers brutal honesty with every burp and dribble. Perfect for parents with a wicked sense of humor, it’s guaranteed to get laughs at baby showers, family dinners, and anywhere else sarcasm is served. Warning: may cause double takes, awkward chuckles, and legendary baby photos.