The “I’m Getting Married, The Others Are Only Here To Get Drunk” Cap is your crown for the chaos, letting the world know who the real star of the show is—while your friends chase champagne and questionable decisions. Perfect for pre-wedding parties, bridal brunches, or just keeping your cool while wrangling tipsy guests, this hat combines humor, honesty, and just enough sass to keep everyone in line. Because you're tying the knot—and they’re just tying one on.
• 70% cotton, 30% nylon • Unstructured, 5-panel, front panel lined • Semi-curved bill with contrasting rope • Contrasting snapback closure • One size fits most • Blank product sourced from Vietnam
