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If l've Ever Offended Yo

If l've Ever Offended Yo

Regular price $24.00 USD
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For those who speak their mind — and make no apologies for it (well… maybe a little). This premium heavyweight tee says what you’re thinking loud and clear:

“If I’ve ever offended you... I’m sorry you’re a little bitch.”

Part of the Condoms to Coffins savage-wear lineup, this shirt is for the bold, the brutally honest, and the ones who don’t sugarcoat life.

Made from thick, ultra-soft ring-spun cotton, this shirt doesn’t just make a statement — it wears like armor. Throw it on, piss someone off, and feel great doing it.
Details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton – softer than your ex’s excuses
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey: 60% cotton / 40% polyester – like a moody blend of attitude and comfort
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²) – because flimsy shirts are for people who apologize too much
• 20 singles – but this shirt is in a committed relationship with your torso
• Regular fit – hugs you in the right places, like a passive-aggressive compliment
• Side-seamed construction – because we believe in structure… just not in conversations
• 1 × 1 rib at collar – keeps its shape, even when you’re losing yours
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″ – sewn with the precision of your sharpest insult
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh – stitched with love (and zero political correctness)

Whether you’re burning bridges or just setting boundaries, this is the tee you wear when you DGAF what Karen thinks.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 18 29 ½
M 20 30 ½
L 22 31 ½
XL 24 32 ½
2XL 26 33 ½
3XL 28 34 ½
4XL 30 35 ½
  WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 45.7 75
M 50.8 77.5
L 55.9 80
XL 61 82.6
2XL 66 85
3XL 71.1 87.6
4XL 76.2 90.2
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