? “Made in VaChina” Baby Bodysuit

The “Made in VaChina” Baby Bodysuit is unapologetically bold and wildly hilarious—perfect for parents who aren’t afraid to stir up some laughs at the next baby shower or family cookout. Crafted for comfort and shock value, this bodysuit wraps your little one in soft cotton while delivering a punchline that’s equal parts cheeky and clever. It’s not your average baby outfit—it’s a conversation starter that says, “yep, we’ve got a sense of humor... and a fearless one at that.”

Let’s not sugarcoat it — this tiny miracle was forged in the chaos of passion, questionable timing, and zero regard for sleep schedules. Now that they’ve landed earthside, it’s only fair they rep their point of origin with pride: Made in VaChina.

Soft enough for snuggles. Savage enough for your group chat. Perfect for baby showers where grandma might spit out her mimosa.
? What’s Inside the Package:

100% combed ring-spun cotton – soft enough to make you forget the hospital bill

Heather color: 90% cotton / 10% polyester — like their DNA, slightly unpredictable

Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd² – strong enough to handle explosive diaper karma

Three-snap closure – for tactical cleanup

Lap shoulders – because babies have heads like bowling balls

Responsibly sourced from India — irresponsibly named by us ?

? Why We Print On Demand:

Every one of these baby bodysuits is made just for you — and your future therapist. That means no waste, no bulk orders, and no apologies. It may take a little longer to arrive, but legends take time.

Tag it. Gift it. Laugh about it 'til they’re old enough to sue you.
? From Condoms to Coffins… and apparently, VaChina.

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