The “Don’t Drink & Drive, Condom Spill Your Beer” T-Shirt is a hilariously twisted take on classic party wisdom—because nothing says "be responsible-ish" like mixing adult humor with a splash of sarcasm. Bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows (and laughs), this tee is perfect for party nights, bachelor weekends, or anyone who loves their jokes a little risky and a lot memorable. Soft, comfy, and outrageously funny, it’s your new go-to for stirring up conversations and keeping spirits high—pun absolutely intended.
• 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
