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Retired I Worken My Whole Life For This T-Shirt
Retired I Worken My Whole Life For This T-Shirt
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The “Retired – I Worked My Whole Life For This” T-Shirt is the perfect mic drop for your career finale. Soft, relaxed, and dripping with well-earned pride, this tee is for the legends who’ve put in the years, paid their dues, and are now finally living life on their terms. Whether you're golfing, traveling, or just sipping coffee at 10 a.m. in absolute peace, this shirt says it all: you made it—and now, it’s me time forever.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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