The “I’m Retired, Every Hour is Happy Hour – Condoms to Coffins” T-Shirt is the ultimate uniform for living your best off-the-clock life. Soft, witty, and just the right amount of inappropriate, it lets the world know you’ve traded work stress for wine o’clock and couldn’t be happier about it. Whether you’re sipping something strong by noon, napping guilt-free, or just flexing your freedom, this tee is a loud and proud celebration of retirement—with a splash of sass and a whole lot of “don’t bother me.”
• 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
