The “I Have a PhD in Sarcasm” Cap is the perfect way to shade your eyes—and your intentions. Whether you’re dodging dumb questions, surviving small talk, or just making sure the world knows your brain is wired for witty comebacks, this hat delivers top-tier sarcasm with every glance. Comfortable, bold, and unapologetically snarky, it’s the ultimate headgear for those who earned their degree in saying what everyone’s thinking—just with better timing.
• 26% cotton, 74% polyester • Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area • Structured, six-panel cap • 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm) • Hard buckram front panels • Mesh back • Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor • Plastic adjustable closure • Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm) • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
