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Tis The Season To Be Married hat

Tis The Season To Be Married hat

Regular price $25.00 USD
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The “’Tis The Season To Be Married” Hat is your festive reminder that this year, you got a spouse and not just socks. Whether you’re trimming the tree, dodging fruitcake, or rocking around the in-laws, this cozy cap keeps your head warm and your relationship status clear. Perfect for holiday photos, awkward family dinners, or showing off your shiny new last name, it’s equal parts jolly and just a little smug—because nothing says “seasonal spirit” like legally binding love.

• 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Embroidered Under Armour® label on the left side
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Curved visor
• Adjustable cloth strap closure
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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