Condoms to Coffins
Sorry I Can't, Hiking Bye T-Shirt
Sorry I Can't, Hiking Bye T-Shirt
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Why explain yourself when your T-shirt can do it for you? The “Sorry I Can’t, Hiking Bye” tee is the ultimate uniform for those who prefer dirt trails over drama and mountain air over meaningless meetings. Whether you're heading into the wild or just pretending to avoid people, this shirt says it all with zero effort—just like you planned. Soft, comfy, and socially unavailable… just like your weekend.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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