The Unisex “I’m Getting Married, The Others Are Only Here To Get Drunk” Tee is the ultimate pre-wedding truth bomb wrapped in cotton. Whether you're the bride, groom, or just the poor soul coordinating the chaos, this shirt sets the record straight: you’re here for love, they’re here for the open bar. Soft, comfortable, and hilariously honest, it’s the perfect outfit for bachelorette bashes, rehearsal dinners, or simply flexing your engaged status while everyone else is just flexing their drink wrist.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
