The “Does This Shire Make Me Look Retired?” T-Shirt is the perfect tee for the adventurer who’s finally hung up their sword and picked up a garden shovel. Soft, witty, and overflowing with cozy Middle-earth vibes, it’s ideal for those enjoying the peaceful life after years of quests—whether that means naps, pipe-weed, or just second breakfast in peace. Perfect for Tolkien fans, proud retirees, or anyone living their best hobbit-style life, this shirt says it all: the journey’s over, and comfort is the new adventure.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
