🤨 "Wait. What?" Unisex classic Tee.

The “🤨 Wait. What?” Unisex Classic Tee is the perfect wardrobe essential for those moments when life’s surprises leave you both confused and amused. Soft, casual, and packed with playful skepticism, this shirt lets you wear your bewilderment with style. Whether you’re reacting to unexpected plot twists, awkward conversations, or just the daily chaos, it’s the perfect conversation starter—or ender. Because sometimes, all you can say is, “Wait. What?”

Perfect for funerals, awkward family dinners, or answering the door in nothing but this and judgment.
🔥 Specs (Because Not All Shirts Are Created Equal)

100% cotton – Like your patience, soft but limited

Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (for those barely holding it together)

Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester – just a whisper of shame

Heather colors: 50/50 – because nothing in life is pure anymore

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² – heavy enough to handle bad decisions

Open-end yarn & tubular fabric – built for movement or mild escape

Taped neck & shoulders – holds up during emotional breakdowns

Double seam at sleeves & bottom hem – just like your therapist recommends

Blank product sourced from the usual suspects: Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, DR, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimer:

White variant may look more like “ghost of a better choice” white.

Natural color includes dark speckles — probably just like your soul.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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